Over the last few days I've noticed the following signs on storefronts around the city:

Loose 25 pounds this month!

Gold Jewlry and more

All Jewelerey Cheap!

and, at a fast food place: Try Our New Smok Bugr

Now, the first few are egregious errors but not disgusting. But smoked buggers can't possibly sound appealing even to diehard fast food eaters, right?