I saw it first from Jimbo: the quiz to determine your pirate name
My pirate name is:
Captain Ethel Flint
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Captain, and Flint, I can go for. But Ethel? I guess that's what happens when you type in Mel. Sigh. I mean, Arr!