what the stars know

My gf suggested, during one of my spells of sprawling on the couch and bemoaning my lot (as I pull an article slooowly out of my fingertips) that I check my horoscope for today.

So, from yahoo.astrology.com:
Your understanding is at an all-time high. You're an absolute wealth of ideas and information, and your ability to deliver this knowledge to those around you is also top-notch. You may get nicknamed The Professor.
A-ha! Woo-hoo! I can do it! Yes I can!